when someone you hate tries to make a joke
Agreeing to make couple OCs with someone but neither of you are allowed to show your OCs to each other until they are ready and now those two are going to get together and they must work it out no matter what
let’s do it
This is 100% true
This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.
This is 100% true
Lovely Drag March Amporacest, ‘cause fuck the preconceived definition of gender.
the non binary petition has only like jjust over 2 weeks and only has nearly 22,000 signs, but i dont think people realize that 22,00 is not enough and we need to get to 100,000 immediately
you are being depended on to sign this to help non binary peole and give them basic rights
cmon do it
here is a link to the petition, please please please sign/signal boost!
please please sign it BEFORE you reblog!!!!! It takes about as much time as reblogging and does twice the good
protip: you can make an account even if you arent american
A Humanstuck Au in which the Orphaner is a 30-something business man working for Betty Crocker’s Corporation and gave up on love a while back. That is, until he meets a sassy grad student working on a thesis that just so happens to be on the Orphaner’s favorite topic: ocEAN LIFE
hahahahah anyways, someone suggested humanstuck dualsign kisses and I’ve been wanting to draw stuff from this AU for a while
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
I will never get over this scene. I just love the fact that Disney acknowledges and makes fun of the fact that “It’s A Small World” can be the most annoying song in the world. Not to mention the fact that some of the adults watching this movie would understand this reference and relate to it.
Story time! Gather round children~
A few summers ago I got a summer job at WDW and one day while I was working I started to sing It’s A Small World to myself, and I was walking around and all of a sudden I hear this guy howl the word “no” in a really Scar-like voice and one of my fellow cast members pops out of a storage closet and says “ANYTHING BUT THAT” so we did a duet of “I’ve Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts” and then went our separate ways
one of the most amazing stories I heard..