Expect embarrassingly obvious typos and word mixups from me, I’m getting into the writing process again and that means my brain’s jumping around quickly and grasping for shit before I’ve fully processed, and you may or may not see shit like “licking their eyes” when I meant “lips”
But eyes were relevant so
lips got replaced
please forgive hideous typos
this guy knows whats up
Meet the hottest subway security guard: Guilherme Leão (Brazil) #1
Hot guy in a uniform. Hot guy shirtless. Hot guy in a suit. It’s like you’re actively trying to kill me.
god being a radical with a uniform kink is SO HARD because like “fuck the police” but also “I’d fuck the police”
I’d let the police fuck me.
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
just a note that this is probably exactly what nathaniel howe would look like if he were human flesh and not pixels, and he is not romanceable.
does this please you?
i saw this and…
surely someone else did this
they look like yummytomatoes stuff sorry yummy it was an accident
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url